Santa Missing – Santa’s Sleigh Found Shot Down in Russia

According to the sources, the latest news seems to be that apparently Santa’s Sleigh has been shot down in the ground! This happened not in the airspace of any national country but rather over the Arctic Ocean which happens to be an international airspace!


If local reports are to be believed then the Sleigh had been shot down by a surface to air missile, originating from the islands of Novaya Zemlya of Russia which is just a few hundred miles from the North Pole. It cannot be confirmed if Santa and all of his reindeers have been killed or not since the bodies were nowhere to be found. It is assumed that the bodies were incinerated by fire!

And you thought Santa wasn’t real?

But it seems as if not the entire world is at grief over Santa’s crash. Even though Russia has officially denied any sort of involvement in the tragic incident, Intelligence forces say they have proof the missile was fired from a Russian military installation on the island. At the same time, several leaders were jubilant of the fact that his Sleigh had been shot down!

“Santa Claus is a symbol of Western decadence and consumerism,” said Alexi Onnatopp, leader of the far-right Golden Bear party, “Whoever killed this fat, corrupt man is a patriot and a hero.”

This event seems to be strikingly similar to the shooting down of Malaysian Airlines flight 17 which had been shot down in Amsterdam earlier this year by the pro Russian rebels residing in Easter Ukraine which had led to the loss of all the 285 passengers on board and the 15 crew members of it as well! The flight was travelling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.

We cannot say whether or not Santa would be able to bring any gifts for children next year but if common sense is to be relied upon, I wouldn’t bet on it! Would you have brought any gift for a child whose mother kicked you out of the house?

Also, the news cannot be confirmed if it’s legit or not!

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